Monday afternoon, the teenager came home from school and promptly broke the toilet. She has this tendency to poop for 10 minutes, and though I have told her about the merits of the “courtesy flush”, she doesn’t seem to have gotten it quite yet. She called out from the toilet to tell me it wouldn’t […]
Yesterday morning, I went in for my physical and my doctor decided to draw a metabolic panel. My veins aren’t always particularly helpful, when someone wants to draw blood, and they chose one that had never been used before, but otherwise it went smoothly. From there, i continued on with my day, driving 30 minutes […]
Last week, I was talking to the guy I like. You know, the one who says things like “it’s easier to be friends right now” and then sometimes, he will look at me, or he will say or do something that has me thinking “maybe he does like me…?”. He asked if my little one and […]
Arienette (4) decided that 9:00 Saturday night was the perfect time to stick a bead in her ear. You know, to get out of having to be in bed. So, I flushed, like 8 times, with peroxide. Nothing. I tried tipping her head the other way, and patting the other ear, hoping it would fall out. […]
I left my apartment on Sunday morning, only to realize that someone had stolen my bleeding hearts plant. Just the plant, mind you… they left the soil and the pot. It hadn’t even flowered yet. I cannot fathom the laziness that must go into stealing someone’s plant rather than growing one of your own. I […]
